Classic yo momma~

yo momma so skinny she uses polos for hula hoops.

 

Yo momma so ugly, they shot gorrilas in the mist whilst she was taking a shower.

 

Yo momma so fat you need a map to find her, in her own zipcode.
And she weighs the same as her cell number.
She also been eating since the beginning of time, because she owes Jesus 2$ for MacDonalds.

 

momma so fat, she beat an elephant at a peanut-eating contest

 

yo mommas glasses are so thick she can see people waving when she looks at the map

 

yo mamma so stupid she got hit by a parked car

 

yo momma so fat, when you see her mooning, its the moon

 

yo momma is so fat that when she jumps for joy its causes a 10 magnitude earthquake

 

YO MOMMA's so fat the only language she speaks is chewbaca

or

yo mommas so stupid she ran into the cupboard thinkin shed find narnia on the other side

or

yo mommas so fat she got a job in asda and ate everythin that came to the checkout
including the customer

 

Yo momma's so fat, only way she could win a race was if some one had a Pizza at the finish Line

 

"Yo momma's so thin and black, when I stand next to her. She's ma shadow."

Not my humour.

 

YO MOMMA has a penis

 

Yo momma so fat she never walks backwards cuz she don't wanna start beepin.

 

yo momma so fat she played pool with the planets

or yo momma so fat she got pitures of food in her wallet

or yo momma so ugly she walked into a haunted house and came out with a job application