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Chuck Norris Jokes

Discussion in 'Forum Games, Jokes & Random' started by sokka101, Apr 30, 2010.

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  1. Xx_Sayuri_xX

    Xx_Sayuri_xX Well-Known Member

    Chuck Norris is a Seventy year old devout Christian.
     
    Xx_Sayuri_xX, Jun 9, 2010
    #141
  2. Corriger

    Corriger Well-Known Member

    In Way of the Dragon, Bruce Lee killed Chuck Norris.

    A year later, after production of Enter the Dragon was finished, Bruce Lee was found mind-f***ed and on the floor. The paramedics were too late to save him.
     
    Corriger, Jun 9, 2010
    #142
  3. deneel

    deneel Well-Known Member

    when chuck norris farts a hurricane get summoned
     
    deneel, Jun 9, 2010
    #143
  4. Arron_zero

    Arron_zero Well-Known Member

    That's not funny you know...
     
    Arron_zero, Jun 10, 2010
    #144
  5. GAME NERD

    GAME NERD Well-Known Member

    chuck norris isn't allowed to wear condoms because nothing can protect you from chuck norris
     
    GAME NERD, Jun 10, 2010
    #145
  6. manaseater

    manaseater Well-Known Member

    agreed. Bad taste. And not the dead baby kind of bad taste that's 'ha-ha'.
     
    manaseater, Jun 10, 2010
    #146
  7. neo_itachi

    neo_itachi Member

    145 chuck norris fucks man, not because he is gay, but because there aren't enough women left
     
    neo_itachi, Jun 10, 2010
    #147
  8. ijmar95

    ijmar95 Active Member

    James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. Howether, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwazenegger.
     
    ijmar95, Jun 10, 2010
    #148
  9. robofingers

    robofingers New Member

    147. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the f*ck away from Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris HATES chickens.
     
    robofingers, Jun 10, 2010
    #149
  10. deneel

    deneel Well-Known Member

    what was first the egg or the chicken? CHUCK NORRIS was first
     
    deneel, Jun 11, 2010
    #150
  11. sokka101

    sokka101 Well-Known Member

    I thik I said this before but anyway

    Who would win in a race to the end of time superman or flash?
    Chuck norris
     
    sokka101, Jun 11, 2010
    #151
  12. sjosan

    sjosan New Member

    Chuck norrise does'nt sleep... he awaits
     
    sjosan, Jun 12, 2010
    #152
  13. titen96

    titen96 Well-Known Member

    153When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.
     
    titen96, Jul 12, 2010
    #153
  14. drybones41

    drybones41 Well-Known Member

    154.
    Jesus can walk on water, so what chuck norris can swim on land.
     
    drybones41, Jul 12, 2010
    #154
  15. manaseater

    manaseater Well-Known Member

    155. Chuck Norris and superman once bet on who was strongest based on an arm wrestling tournament.

    Who won?

    Who wears red underwear outside of tights all day?
     
    manaseater, Jul 12, 2010
    #155
  16. toffster92

    toffster92 Well-Known Member

    In Soviet Russia, Chuck Nor- *BLAM*

    Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks Communism in the Face!
     
    toffster92, Jul 13, 2010
    #156
  17. Dannysikth

    Dannysikth Well-Known Member

    Chuck Norris ran off with my wife, I'll really miss him....
     
    Dannysikth, Jul 16, 2010
    #157
  18. RomRomPawnch

    RomRomPawnch Well-Known Member

    156: Here is a list of the faults of Chuck Norris:



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    The Chuck Norris unit in Advance Wars was not brought into the game because it would have destroyed the whole entire map, the save file, the screen, the console, you, the house, the town, the state, the Country, the continent, the world, the universe, and then you.
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    I saw this one on a website. Chuck Norris once won a game of Russian Roulette with a fully loaded revolver.
     
    RomRomPawnch, Jul 16, 2010
    #158
  19. toffster92

    toffster92 Well-Known Member

    Isn't winning at Russian Roulette mean to lose?

    and

    Chuck Norris doesn't age, the world ages around him.
     
    toffster92, Jul 16, 2010
    #159
  20. windowsvista

    windowsvista Active Member

    158- Chuck Norris doesn't chew food ....... he drinks food.
     
    windowsvista, Jul 16, 2010
    #160
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