Chuck Norris Jokes

121. Chuck Norris once had an awkward moment just to see what it felt like.
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122. Chuck Norris can finish the first level on Sonic 1 in 47 seconds, this isn't that fast but he isn't too good at games.

 

123. chuck norris has two speeds, walk and kill

 

124.Chuck Norris once joined a marathon filled with world champions. He won by a landslide. All he did was walked.

 

125. Correction, he can kill 10 planets with a bird's feather.

 

126. the boogieman checks under his bed for chuck norris

 

^correction
127.Chuck Norris doesn't check his closet for the boogieman. The boogieman checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

 

Lolz. 128. When Chuck does a push up, he pushes the world down. Did I say that already?

 

129 and 130 in my sig

 

131.When you lose in a Chuck Norris game, Chuck Norris doesn't die, YOU game over.
132.After beating Chuck Norris game, you get the following message: Thank you for playing this game. There will not be a sequel as we are in hiding from Chuck Norris as we used his name without permission.

 

133. Chuck Norris has a overpowered card.

 

134 chuck norris dosn't get wet, water gets chuck norrissed

 

The card is under-powered but it doesn't matter anyway. As long as it's a Chuck Norris card, you always win.

 

135. chuck norris roundhouse kicked a salesman over the phone

 

136. Chuck Norris can speak French...in Russian.
miros

 

I'm sure this one has been said, but I'm too lazy to look...
If you have 5 dollars, and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you!

 

yup that ones on the yu gi oh card up above

 

137. Chuck Norris can't be killed by a death note. afterall he was the one who created it....

 

Chuck Norris is a joke.