Chuck Norris Jokes

100. Chuck norris told the dinosaurs to be quiet. They didn't listen.

 

Complete waste of ten minutes of my time
101. Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.

 

102. chuck norris doesnt need to tell what time it is he decides what time it is

 

103. It was not an atomic bomb US dropped on Hiroshima, it was Chuck Norris diving out of an airplane then punching the ground with this fists!
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104.the world isnt spinning, Chuck Norris is walking

 

105. Chuck Norris is so strong that he can slam a revolving door.
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From then on HMTL was known as HTML.

 

108. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming that Law and Order are trademark names for his left and right legs.
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110. chuck norris can kill two stones with one bird.

 

111. Correction to the above statement:

He'll kill two BOULDERS with half of a bird.

 

112. Chuck Norris' mom has a tattoo that says "Son".
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113.According to physicists, the energy produced from the big bang is exactly 1 CNRhK(Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick)
114.Cloning is outlawed because if Chuck Norris is cloned, it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Scientists predict that it would end the universe.

 

115. Chuck Norris doesn't need to take over the world. If he wanted to he could have taken over the Universe without breaking a sweat, and all he needs is to-

 

116.Chuck Norris can run so fast he can run around the earth and punch himself in the back.

 

117. Chuck Norris has been known to be able to finish 1st in the Mushroom GP on Super Mario Kart, much to the chagrin of his menagerie of imaginary friends.

 

chuck norris roundhouse kicked the sun 6 minutes ago... we have about 2 minutes of light left

 

^ was 118

119. When Chuck Norris played FFVII, he used a pheonix down on Aeris.

 

120. Chuck Norris has never finished FFVII, he has however finished Barbie Goes Shopping on the Nes.