Chuck Norris Jokes

Some kids pee their name in the snow, Chuck Norris pees his name on concrete! ;D

 

Chuck Norris doesn't teabag he potatosacks because The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse actually live in Chuck Norris's nutsack

 

Chuck Norris does not need all these jokes. He is awesome as he is.

 

84.The leading causes of death in the United States are Heart Disease, Cancer, and Chuck Norris

 

Chuck Norris knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop

 

Zing!

 

Chuck Norris is so great, he can jump twice, and then some. (as in like double jump)

 

88. Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

 

when chuck norris falls into a puddle of water..he doesnt get wet... the water gets chuck norris-ed

 

90. We live in an expanding universe, all of it is trying to get away form chuck norris

 

Chuck Norris can breathe Co2

 

Chuck Norris can breathe H2O

 

94.Chuck Norris numbers his posts

 

95. Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.

 

96. All World records aren't actually real, the real ones were set by Chuck Norris, and the current ones are how close everyone can get.

 

what's so special of chuck norris anyway

 

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Where+is+Chuck+Norris%3F&l=1

 

98. It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

 

99. While Chuck Norris was waiting to see a movie, he counted to infinity...twice
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EDIT:

I almost forgot Chuck Norris never waits, everything waits for Chuck Norris