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Chuck Norris Jokes

Discussion in 'Forum Games, Jokes & Random' started by sokka101, Apr 30, 2010.

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  1. titen96

    titen96 Well-Known Member

    you mean super mario bros. 2, but
    61.Einstein's theory of Relativity proves that chuck norris can roundhouse kick you to yesterday.
     
    titen96, May 15, 2010
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  2. Stanley Richards

    Stanley Richards Well-Known Member

    62. Chuck Norris runs so fast, he beats the speed of time
     
    Stanley Richards, May 15, 2010
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  3. KevInChester

    KevInChester Well-Known Member

    63. Chuck Norris doesn't consider Mario to be super, nor his bro.
     
    KevInChester, May 15, 2010
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  4. Lukong

    Lukong Well-Known Member

    Yo I made this one up when I was thinking of that time Danny Craig said Tricks are for Kids, and Chuck Norris.
     
    Lukong, May 15, 2010
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  5. gaynorvader

    gaynorvader Well-Known Member

    That's supposed to be a joke?

    65. Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass...at night.
     
    gaynorvader, May 16, 2010
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  6. KevInChester

    KevInChester Well-Known Member

    66. Chuck Norris can handle the taste of Golden Grahams.
     
    KevInChester, May 16, 2010
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  7. titen96

    titen96 Well-Known Member

    67. Chuck Norris is the reason that most people have an NDS
     
    titen96, May 16, 2010
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  8. toffster92

    toffster92 Well-Known Member

    68. Chuck Norris Doesn't own an NDS or any video game console. REALITY is his video game, and WE are just NPCs.
     
    toffster92, May 17, 2010
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  9. msg2009

    msg2009 Romulations sexiest member

    i once bought some chuck norris toilet paper but it was useless, it didnt take any shit
     
    msg2009, May 17, 2010
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  10. DECADE5

    DECADE5 Well-Known Member

    70. Chuck Norris once invited all of the other badasses from TV to duke it out in order to see who was the supreme badass. Only two showed up: Jack Bauer and MacGyver.



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    71. Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
     
    DECADE5, May 17, 2010
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  11. agxthesorrow

    agxthesorrow Well-Known Member

    73. Chuck Norris will never die because both hell and heavens are afraid of his presence.
     
    agxthesorrow, May 17, 2010
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  12. KevInChester

    KevInChester Well-Known Member

    72 & 74. Chuck Norris programmed all of the Imagine DS games.
     
    KevInChester, May 17, 2010
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  13. titen96

    titen96 Well-Known Member

    73. Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.
     
    titen96, May 18, 2010
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  14. gaynorvader

    gaynorvader Well-Known Member

    74. Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked so hard he tore a hole in the space-time continuum and went back in time 2000 years, that's how Christianity was started.
     
    gaynorvader, May 19, 2010
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  15. Loonylion

    Loonylion Administrator Staff Member

    using chuck norris in rock, paper, scissors means instant death. Only chuck norris may use chuck norris in rock, paper, scissors.
     
    Loonylion, May 19, 2010
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  16. timmy1991

    timmy1991 Well-Known Member

    76. A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.
     
    timmy1991, May 19, 2010
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  17. Loonylion

    Loonylion Administrator Staff Member

    chuck norris just won the game.
     
    Loonylion, May 19, 2010
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  18. manaseater

    manaseater Well-Known Member

    Win.
     
    manaseater, May 19, 2010
    #78
  19. raypie

    raypie New Member

    #80
    Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.
    Cancel rating
     
    raypie, May 24, 2010
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  20. 6Toushiro9

    6Toushiro9 Well-Known Member

    Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his balls. Hair doesn't grow on steel.
     
    6Toushiro9, May 24, 2010
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