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Chuck Norris Jokes

Discussion in 'Forum Games, Jokes & Random' started by sokka101, Apr 30, 2010.

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  1. gaynorvader

    gaynorvader Well-Known Member

    41. Chuck Norris and Mr.T walked into a bar. The bar exploded. No building can contain that much awesome.
     
    gaynorvader, May 3, 2010
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  2. titen96

    titen96 Well-Known Member

    42. Chuck Norris once had an affair in a trailer, a small amouint of sperm fell into the exhaust pipe. Nine month later Optimus prime was born
     
    titen96, May 3, 2010
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  3. sokka101

    sokka101 Well-Known Member

    santa's not the only one who knows when your sleeping
     
    sokka101, May 5, 2010
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  4. titen96

    titen96 Well-Known Member

    44.Everybody loves Raymond, except Chuck Norris
     
    titen96, May 6, 2010
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  5. sabrewulf_64

    sabrewulf_64 New Member

    45. Chuck Norris doesn´t read books; he stares at them until he gets the info he waits
     
    sabrewulf_64, May 6, 2010
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  6. dupasuka

    dupasuka Well-Known Member

    46. Jesus walked on water and Chuck Norris walked on him
     
    dupasuka, May 6, 2010
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  7. toffster92

    toffster92 Well-Known Member

    47. Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter... the chunky kind.
     
    toffster92, May 6, 2010
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  8. will1008

    will1008 Well-Known Member

    LOL I saw one book full of Chuck Norris jokes.
    48. One day, Chuck Norris went to the Virgin Islands. When he left, they had to rename it "The Islands" only.
    49. Ozzy Osbourne bit off the head of a bat. Chuck Norris bit of the head of Batman.
     
    will1008, May 13, 2010
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  9. titen96

    titen96 Well-Known Member

    49. Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter
     
    titen96, May 14, 2010
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  10. gaynorvader

    gaynorvader Well-Known Member

    50. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo's hiding.
     
    gaynorvader, May 14, 2010
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  11. Loonylion

    Loonylion Administrator Staff Member

    everybody hates chris... except chuck norris, and he's going to roundhouse kick humanity into extinction.

    No-one hates a friend of chuck norris.
     
    Loonylion, May 14, 2010
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  12. gaynorvader

    gaynorvader Well-Known Member

    52. If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.
     
    gaynorvader, May 14, 2010
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  13. Loonylion

    Loonylion Administrator Staff Member

    China was once the most advanced civilisation in the world, until they invented fireworks to scare off chuck norris. This was a mistake; not only is chuck norris not afraid of anything, but he also returned them to the dark ages as revenge for the insult.
     
    Loonylion, May 14, 2010
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  14. Chdonga

    Chdonga Well-Known Member

    Chuck Norris can suck my di
     
    Chdonga, May 14, 2010
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  15. windowsvista

    windowsvista Active Member

    #55 jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim on land.
     
    windowsvista, May 14, 2010
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  16. gaynorvader

    gaynorvader Well-Known Member

    56. Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
     
    gaynorvader, May 14, 2010
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  17. Loonylion

    Loonylion Administrator Staff Member

    chuck norris can get the answers to any math question out of a dictionary.
     
    Loonylion, May 14, 2010
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  18. gaynorvader

    gaynorvader Well-Known Member

    58. Chuck Norris once played Russian Roulette with a semi-automatic and won.
     
    gaynorvader, May 14, 2010
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  19. titen96

    titen96 Well-Known Member

    59.Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
     
    titen96, May 15, 2010
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  20. KevInChester

    KevInChester Well-Known Member

    60. Chuck Norris has complete Mario 1 without having to use any sort of cheating device. He has also completed the 3rd game, but has yet to quite crack Super Mario Land. Chuck Norris doesn't acknowledge the existence of Mario 2.
     
    KevInChester, May 15, 2010
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