Chuck Norris Jokes

21. Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks anybody who doesent number their posts

 

22. Chuck Norris made a deal with the devil for his beard and amazing karate skills for Chuck Norris's soul after the deal was done Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back the devil being a fan of irony laughed. they now play poker every second wednesday of the month

 

24. chuck norris once roundhouse kicked an old man back to life just to get the money he owed him

 

25 Chuck Norris once healed his wife's blindness she asked how'd you do that and he said NEVER QUESTION THE MIGHTY CHUCK NORRIS and roundhouse kicked her in the face

 

26. Chuck Norris doesn't sleep...he waits.

 

27. Chuck Norris got pissed off one day and did a roundhouse kick, which knocked Neptune out of orbit.

 

28. Chuck Norris once cut off his right testicle and lived, it is now known as the planet Jupiter.

 

i heard chuck norris is so tough that when he punch the sea it splits in two

 

30. Chuck Norris counted to infinity... twice.

 

31. Y'know why Super Man uses underwear over the pants?
Long long time ago, Superman and Chuck Norris was in a chalenge, a arm wrestling chalenge, they make a deal, the one that loses will use the underwear over the pants for the rest of his life.

 

32. Chuck norris can slam revolving doors

 

33. Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

 

34. Chuck Norris isn't doing push-ups, He is moving the Earth away from a deadly asteroid.

 

35. Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

 

36. When Bob Dole came back from WWII, Chuck Norris gave him a congratulatory handshake, the rest is history...

 

37. When Chuck Norris is late for something. Then it's better that time wait for him, otherwise he'll give a roundhouse kick in time.

 

38. Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

 

40. Chuck Norris does not like images.