Brag about something.....

I have a husband and my own house and I have fun everyday YAY.

I'm also sexy. Or that's what he tells me.

/serious.

 

I saw Ely Buendia!

 

(I don't like Ely Buendia -.-)

I can touch my elbow with my knee

WOW o.o

 

How can you say that!?!? Well sure, He's a little snobby. But hey, we all have different attitudes.

 

I can lick my elbow.

 

No you cant, Humans cant lick their elbows. (Go ahead, go try it!)

 

Have you read that stupid 'fact'? It is not true I can do it.

Look it up on youtube. It's easy if you're a bit flexible and have a longish type of tongue.

 

i have the biggest purple bananas in the world.
and i stole them from bush.
(duhh)

 

I made Mr. Ex-President Goerge W. Bush slap his face 100 times with my old stinky Trainers as punishment for dodging the Reporter's shoes ;D

 

i pawn everyone within existence

 

I press (a) to do barrel rolls

AND I'M A FURRY! ^_^

 

i got a nds for birthday (liar T_T)

 

I FREAKIN' GOOGLED MURDER! Mwahahahahahahahahaha!

 

I have bread

 

i can haz cheezburger

 

I apparently travelled back two hours in time, just right after I logged on to RomUlation

 

I've met everyone on Romulation. Personally!

Now top that!

 

Arrrrrgh! Me coxswain be bigger then yer coxswain!

 

Wellz mah... Erm... Boobies are bigger than your boobies! Um....
Maybe not the best come back... Or maybe not an accurate one at that >.<

 

My boots are bigger than yours!