Bizzaro World

You can't die...

 

Girls drool over Fat ass Nerds & stay clear of Buffed jocks who everyone ridicules

 

size doesnt matter :O!

 

Flipping burgers is the dream job of everyone & being a CEO of a company is the lowest job one can apply for

 

We can grow as tall as giants.

 

In this world, we work hard to be good at something, in bizzaro world, we work hard to be sucks at something.

 

you are applauded if your cell phone is 20 years old

 

In this world, we need a high end computer to do anything, in bizzaro world, we need a vacuum tube computer to get anything done.

 

TV's watch us

 

It's hip to be a Square in Bizzaro world

 

if your straight the girls laugh at you

 

Sophisticated fashion means wearing a plastic bag as a shirt & mud as shoes ;D

 

if you have 5 cents you get mugged all the time if your as rich as bill gates people give you money and bag you for being rich

 

Kids are the ones who punish their parents for being good

Get it?

 

bill gates lives in poverty

 

People who don't swear or curse are considered rude

 

threading in posts and creating forums in posts

 

Punching people in the face is a form of greeting

 

Final Fantasy actually stays final.

 

adults watch cartoons and babys watch horor!