Awesome Sayings

"Ummmm..... What the hell Noob?" -My Classmate.

 

Loli girls are the best!!!-haseoTOD

 

i dont die

 

Barya lang po sa umaga -> I only accept loose change in the mornings

 

Reminds me of...

"There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary, and those who don't."
Sort of a geeky joke. No idea where/who it's originated from.

 

"Two words : Bitchesssssssss" - Some random girl

 

"WHO STOLE MY DESERT!!!!!"-Etna

 

"it's called a poop deck...that's why I pooped there."
-Peter Griffin-

 

"Real Programmers don't comment their code. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand." - Unknown

 

"Remember kids...don't run by da pool wit dem scissors!"
- Karl Malone spoof by Jimmy Kimmel on Crank Yankers

 

We have a few sayings that run around including "I have a doll like that" and "Not again; It took ages to wash off last time". These sayings keep getting thrown around with various meanings. IHaDLT is used in our friend group as a way of saying "me too" or repeating what someone else has said but wish a twist like "I have a doll like that but with a better graphics card" when talking about a computer. The "Not again.." saying was an older quote from a friend of mine after dying her hair but its been re-appropriated by my friend group to cover pretty much any disappointment or mess.

 

"Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?"-Some singing pirate head

 

"If you try seven times and fail seven times at least you gave it effort which is good unless your a brain surgeon."

 

"Blah, blah, blah, card game blah"
"Blah, blah, blah, attack mode blah"
"Blah, blah, blah?"
"Blah~"

cookie for anyone who able to guess who say those XD

 

"Real Programmers write self-modifying code, especially if they can save 20 nanoseconds in the middle of a tight loop." - Unknown

 

Little Kuriboh!

 

Amy Wily: Where did that gun just come from?
Dr. Light: Hammerspace.
— In Wily's Defense

Hourman: Did you just pull that out of your hat?
Doiby Dickles: Would you prefer I pulled it out of my butt?
— Young Justice: Sins of Youth

 

"Our ignorance of history makes us libel our own times. People have always been like this."
Gustave Flaubert




"History repeats itself because nobody listens."
Laurence Peter




"A language is a dialect with an army and a navy."
Unknown




"Treason doth never prosper. What's the reason? Why, when it prospers, none dare call it treason."
Sir John Harrington




"Every society honors its live conformists and its dead troublemakers."
Mignon McLaughlin




"Happy is the country that has no history."
Anonymous




"History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives."
Abba Eban



"God cannot change the past, but historians can."
Samuel Butler




"The past in the hands of historians is not what it was."
Lynn White, Jr.



"History is neither written nor made without love or hate."
Theodor Mommsen



"The very ink with which all history is written is merely fluid prejudice."
Mark Twain

 

here is your cookie

 

this ones more of a story but its one of the most epic things ive done to someone
"I AM GONNA WHEEL OVER THERE AND KICK YOUR ASS"
"I wouldn't do that if I were you"
"why not" *falls forwards off chair*
"cos i took your wheels"

Then theres what I yelled out in Design when the teacher critisized the "pixelyness" of one of my characters
"SINCE WHEN IS PICMAN NOT PAXELATED!"