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Discussion in 'Forum Games, Jokes & Random' started by kamage, Mar 4, 2009.

  1. Usoppu

    Usoppu Well-Known Member

    how did this become more popular than BL4CKB34RD's thread? :eek:

    ...... and shouldn't you be studying? ;)
     
  2. kamage

    kamage Well-Known Member

    ...Ham

    I'm a Veteran :)
    Yes. I will go sleep now.
     
  3. rsfury

    rsfury Member

    If Chuck Norris would challenge the Techno Viking to an ultimate showdown, who would win?

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    VS

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  4. kamage

    kamage Well-Known Member

    The second one is a fake.

    It is proven that only Reider-kun can kill Chuck Norris



    BONUS: The most epic fish joke IN THE WORLD!

    One day God calls down to Noah and says, "Noah me old china, I want you to make me a new Ark".

    Noah replies, "No probs God, me old Supreme Being anything you want after all you're the guv'... "

    But God interrupts, "Ah, but there's a catch. This time Noah, I want not just a couple of decks, . . I want 20 decks one on top of the other".

    "20 DECKS!", screams Noah. "Well, OK Big Man, whatever you say. Should I fill it up with all the animals just like last time?"

    "Yep, that's right, well . .. sort of right . . this time I want you to fill it up with fish", God answers.

    "Fish?", queries Noah "Yep, fish . . well, to make it more specific Noah, I want carp - wall to wall, floor to ceiling -Carp!"

    Noah looks to the skies. "OK God my old mucker, let me get this right, you want a New Ark?"

    "Check".

    "With 20 decks, one on top of the other?".

    "Check".

    "And you want it full of Carp?".

    "Check"

    "Why?" asks the perplexed Noah, who was slowly but surely getting to the end of his tether............

    (keep going - it's worth waiting for........)











    "Dunno", says God, "I just fancied a Multi-Storey Carp Ark".
     
  5. Renji217

    Renji217 Well-Known Member

    Why is no one laughing at your joke??
     
  6. kamage

    kamage Well-Known Member

    Because it rocks so much, duh.
     
  7. Usoppu

    Usoppu Well-Known Member

    where did you find such a terrible joke? :-\
     
  8. kamage

    kamage Well-Known Member

    Yahoo answers. Ask, answer, vote.
     
  9. haseoTOD

    haseoTOD Guest

    Cool joke LOL


    Have you played Chrono Cross before?
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    The Demi-Human, Lynx, A.K.A, Brother of Loonylion. <.<
     
  10. kryz

    kryz Well-Known Member

    where you annoyed by king_leo from his other posts? XD
     
  11. king_leo

    king_leo Well-Known Member

    bug time
     
  12. kryz

    kryz Well-Known Member

    KING LEO!!! your double posting (even triple posting here) EVERYWHERE! and your way off topic!

    can anyone look at this!? darn your destroying the thread...
     
  13. king_leo

    king_leo Well-Known Member

  14. ian13456

    ian13456 Well-Known Member

    ummm okay here I have question why is everyone getting an EMO CUTTTTTTTT.and umm what about the personality is it needed and how can I stop the invasion in our school?(yeah even short haired fat guys do it. it's some kind embarrassing.)and this is surprising but even our P.E. teacher substitute teacher(he is teaching us when our teacher is out because his always out.) is an emo too.
     
  15. kamage

    kamage Well-Known Member

    Nah, I'm used to that, I used to be a forum junkie too :)

    yes.

    ...Not really, I bet he hasn't taken the time to read the rules is all (I never read through them myself...

    Moo.

    Because they think it's cool. I myself got a crew cut :)
     
  16. haseoTOD

    haseoTOD Guest

    Kyrz take it easy on him... he's still a newbie :) leo read the rules before posting, or at least half of it ;)

    Why did you ignored my question?
     
  17. kamage

    kamage Well-Known Member

    Yeah, I've played Chronocross

    ...Again... Great! It's like you're the most forgettable person on this forum I know, haha.

    I'm just kidding by the way.
     
  18. haseoTOD

    haseoTOD Guest

    no it's ok, I'm really amnesiac.
     
  19. kamage

    kamage Well-Known Member

    ...You forget things easily?
     
  20. haseoTOD

    haseoTOD Guest

    Yup, Is Avalon Code out already?