Ask BL4CKB34RD:

What would you Prefere ?

a.) A Hot Lady

Or

b.) Nice Juicy Rightly Cooked with BBQ Sauce CHIKEN ?


Says oi? Curse me mum and scuttle me bones. Tat's n' easy won. Nice Juicy Rightly Cooked with BBQ Sauce CHIKEN. Ois would slits me helman's throat fer a prop'rly prepared bit o' BBQ fowl.

Nao had yeh axed me if'n oi preffered BBQ tew a right sassy wench, oid pick teh wench e'ry toim. Hot Ladies be hoigh mantenance! With a sassy wench, alls yeh need is rum an' BBQ!

 

I would like to know... why do men have nipples?

 

Did you happen to meet spongebob?

 

Do you have an image of your vessel?

 

Yeah, I did.

 

Why is there a ^ gate crasher ^ on this thread?

 

AVAST, YE LUBBERS, AN TEH ME FELLOWS POIRETS! Twas a roight scandelous weekend oi had! If'n I jess be a sayin' its me selfs! We was in port sos one o' me bosuns, Manny Twitch, could visits his twin daughters on ter birfdays(he gots em Hannah Montanna tickests he "harvested" from a Jack Tar admiral's corpse from a skirmish at Cape Wrekker las' tuesday).

Well oi treated teh rest o me crew teh drinks at me favrite tavern. Turned out the bar wenches wer even fuglier then usuals. After tat' we gots it inta oar heads teh brake into a local abbey and makes off wif teh poorbox. We mades it over teh abbey walls ole roights, but we weres a tittle crunk and ended up in teh nunnery insteads o' teh chapel. Usuallies tis would puts a damper on such an excursion, butts it turned oat that the nunnery had just brought in a new group of sister novices who hadn't taken there vows yet. And tey where Sweedish!!! Turned out tese nuns had been forced inta teh convent by ter families an had nae' seen a man in close to a year.

A couple/eight jugs o' rum later and teh monks were usin' a church pew as a batterin' ram ta troi 'n burst into the nunnery! Butts we had teh doors barricaded perty well. Red Craw broughts his concertina an' Moeaktola had his pipes, so we's gots a good jig goin' an teh less tan holy sisters started a roight notty chorus loine! I was in teh middle of one o me famous shantys about a Nantuket sailor when teh harbor patrol joined in teh monks efforts ta ram the door!. So we did the honrable loike ting and escaped through teh back winder. Course we left a bunch a cryin' nuns! A horde o' tem wanted us to take 'em wif us, butts wenchies be bad luck on a ship. (Needless teh say, we may have teh stop at tis port agains here in teh future on accounts of visitin' new childrens an ter sweedish mums)

Manny Twitch had a roight terrible night. He showed up at teh birfday suproise like teh give teh twins teh tickets. Well tis was a big surproise to teh twin's mudder's husband! Long story short, Manny ain't a pappy after ole! Good news for 'im oi be supposin. Cept teh twins papa pulled a cat'o'nine tails on Manny an he's been in the ship infirmry since. Might even have teh stort callin' im One-Eye Manny. (x_U) Any o you buckos knows hoa much Hannah Montanah tickets be fetchin' on ebay?

Hehe! Jess got a tex from one teh sweedish novicess. What a naughty lass! \(^o^')/ Oi thinks oim gonna get blushy! Anyways better get teh answerin' some questions:

I would like to know... why do men have nipples?

See, mann nippies be like mastheads fer teh pectoral muscles. Pecs jess look a naked wifout 'em. Moeaktola, me coxsain, have third nippy. An' such on account he ne'r wears a shirt his oddity be teh envy o' teh other poly islanders on me crew.

Did you happen to meet spongebob?

Well sures! Sponge Bob be teh name o' our cabin boy. We call him tat on accounts o' hao good he be at divin' fer sponges! He uses teh sponges be swabin' teh deck wif. An oi keeps 'em fer gifts te me wenchies when oi's in port. Yeh gives one o tem sponges along wif a Bath And Body Works gift card an' yer in wif tat wenchy loike flint!

Do you have an image of your vessel?

Does a granny keep a picture of her grankids in her purse?! Course oi gots pictures o' me ship! What kinna capn' yeh thinks oi am:



Butt shot:


Here she be wifout 'er bloomers!




Yeah, I did.

So ye dids wot? Ifn' yers gonna brag, makes it werth me toime, yeh cur o' a bilge ratter!

Why is there a ^ gate crasher ^ on this thread?

Noes. Gate crashin' be wot teh monks were troiyin teh do when oi was on to me third buxom sweedish nun. Oi jess be a sayin'.

 

Can you speak plain english?

 

Oh sorry Kamage I thought you were asking me...

 

Can you speak plain english?

Oi jess be a humble bucaneer. An' oi speaks teh common tongue teh bests way oi knows hao.

 

Do you think I'm over enjoying this asking questions thread?

 

do you have any hidden treasure inside your beard?

 

did you already feed one of your crew to the sharks?

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jbq_1Wy70rE
This be good recroitment video?

 

who desided to be brainy and bring BL4CKB34RD back from the past ?

 

So you said you specialize in interior decoration
so I was wondering if I should get a black sofa that would match with the TV but now you see couch arent given so should I get the couch or just a chair?

 

do you see Kamage as a friend or a rival on RomU ?
( I plan to ask Kamage the same queston on his thread to )

 

Do you have a half-naked girl fastened to your ship, like other pirates?

 

Isn't that called a figurehead, believed at one time to be a sort charm to ward off misfortunes at sea?