ask a stupid question...

because they're too nosy...

Why is cjdogger always like that?

 

Because he ate the stuff inside of glow sticks.

How do you feel about the Madoff victims?

 

I feel pity for them 'cause Madoff "made off" with their life savings

Why are you wearing a gas mask?

 

Because he's a Mysteron

Why Captain Scarlet & not just plain old Captain Red? ???

 

Because he's risque.

Why does microsoft hate me?

 

Because you don't sign over all of your money to them.

Why don't they get with the times and stop dressing super heroes up in all spandex costumes?

 

Cause they want to compare dick bulge sizes with others.

When will we have another ice age?

 

Ezcuse me ma'am?
IS IT PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME??

YEAAAAHAA!!

 

She'll respond: WHAT?

Why do we all think others are sheep?

 

Cause we are a group of hungry wolves.

Q:Why can't we use a real window in place of microsoft windows

 

Smart ones use.

Why am I still using an old N80 ??

 

Because the n64 isn't to your liking.

Why do i have a stomach ache?

 

because you eat heartless
why does it rain even though its summer?

 

Because the sun is cutting onions.

Why are we making love not war?

 

Because it feels so good and more stimulating...

Why why why?

 

wth? i wanna question, oh well

Question: why do some people pick thier nose and eat the gunk from it?????

 

Because they like to do that kind of thing..

Why Love is exists??

 

because it keeps us sane and why is a sunday market called a sunday market when it's open everyday

 

Because it started on sunday..I think?

then why Jealousy exists?

 

So people can be jealous of how awesome I am.

Why are there stupid questions?