ask a stupid question...

no i don't think so

is it gonna rain today?

 

Where I am, yes.

Do you have blonde hair that are tied into two braids and skip around like a happy child?

 

no

do you have more stupid questions or was that the last one?

 

Well, this is a stupid question thread...but no. I'm out of steam. You're so kind.

 

...i'm not

who gave you that idea??

 

No one in particular *cough*.

Who wants to go to church?

 

Count me out.

Coffee or Tea?

 

coffee!

you or me?

 

You, me? Doesn't matter...

Want to go out later tonight and stalk corrupt politicians?

 

Been there, done that...


Wanna hack the PS9000?

 

Too easy

Wanna see naked chicks wrestle in mud?

 

sure

can i join??

 

Of course you can.

Are you bisexual?

 

no

why?

 

Because he asked something that may not be understood by 4 million people...


Wanna set a car battery alight?

 

If it involves assassination missions, sure!

Why did the chicken croos the road?

 

Because he found out that you were stalking him.

Why?

 

Because he was desperate...



Why have I spent 4 days, 17 hours, and 34 mins here?

 

Because you have absolutely nothing to do anymore.

Where do babies come from? lol

 

Because they come from lollies...


Why are mom's more annoying than mum's?