ask a stupid question...

Earthworm Jim

what do you do if a q tip is stuck in your ear?

 

Push it in further till it comes out the other side.

Could you live life being a sproutarian?

 

Yes.

Are you from another planet?

 

yes i'm from earth...

where are you from?

 

I'm from the planet Cherubim in the outer rim of the Milky Way.

 

where is the question?

 

I was busy reading a novel...sorry.

Anyone here married?

 

no

Why does he have minimized writing underneath his post?

 

because he used up all the big letters

why didn't you answer the question?

 

Because I was too busy contemplating myself.

Do you play chess?

 

no

make me coffee?

 

I don't even know if you want cream in it or not.

Do you live in Amsterdam?

 

no not every dutch person lives in amsterdam and no we do not walk on wooden shoes or live in a windmill....

any other questions?

 

I wasn't gonna say you live in wooden shoes or windmills...

Do you have any chocolate?

 

yes i have chocolate....


live in wooden shoes???

 

No...but I've seen the largest leather shoe in the world.

Who wants to do the monkey with me?

 

no thnx...

so you think like an adult??

 

Yes..but it's hard to believe...even my parents don't believe me anymore...then they say sorry when they find out I'm telling the truth.

Can you speak Swedish?

 

no

can you?

 

no but I can speak a little spanish, german, italian and french...but don't ask, I think I forgot most of them despite taking 5 year classes

Does God exist???