ask a stupid question...

cuz u like gayness in your anus

Why can goofy walk on two legs but pluto has to walk on all fours if they are both dogs?

 

Because goofy has more human cells in his body while pluto aren't.

Why pikachu always says "pika-pika" when he talked to Ash?

 

It reminds him of band camp.

Do you think the large hadron collider make black holes?

 

Yes/No/Maybe/IDon'tKnow.

Why is watching a black guy jizz while being high so funny?

 

Because you need therapy.

How many people has the AK-47 killed ever since it was first made?

 

a lot.

G3 or G3 36c?

 

G 36!

How many times do you wet yourself in a day?

 

0

why the heck do you ask?

 

your the one who is asking

did i won?

 

nobody wins...

do you really brush your teeth?

 

Thoroughly. I even use my daughters 2 minute hourglass.

Why is something multiplied by zero equal to zero?

 

Because Seph says so.

Who's Seph?

 

I know a good one...
Three witches watched three Swatch-watch-switches, wich witch watched wich Swatch-watch-switch? ??? ???

 

Ooooh, I bet the second witches watched three Swatch-watch-switches.

Who you gonna call?

 

WitchBusters!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Why do you write in bold, red letters?

(pretty)

 

Because i Like it with bold, i dont like it without bold, and mi favorite color is :
RED

 

what happened to questions?

 

Question: Why you dont play a game on wifi conection of pokemon with me?

 

Because I am allergic.

What do you think would be the next evolutionary step for the earthworm?