ask a stupid question...

Is dead

Why do we die? (>?.?)>

 

You shouldn't say things like that, some people don't have moms or dads (i do, but some don't)

So we can come back as homicidal chickens
Why am I hyper!

 

Because you're gonna pee in your pants in...3...2...1...0! PSSSSS >

Why does rounds25 say that strawberries taste red?

 

who knows???
why do i dont know why??

 

because you are silly

why are you silly?

 

because Im Asian-Canadian

Whats a Camarican? (>?.?)>

 

not me

When i say we, you say....

 

stop touching me that way...
265.3?

 

Is how much your mum weighs

chocolate sauce?

 

Hell YA!

You want fries with that? (>?.?)>

 

No! Too fatty!
Why did anandjones say a parents joke when I clearly said

!?

 

Because he likes to brag about having both.

Why does eveything taste like chicken? (>?.?)>

 

Sorry, I don't go reading everyone's post

My mum and dad are divorced

Because cows don't.

1 is better than 2 because?

 

Ooops! My bad..... Ssssoooorrrryyyy. (>-.-)>

Because 1 is the lonelyes number that you ever knew.

Why do I end everything with kirby? (>?.?)>

 

Because you think it's cool to do it...
Monbre is the best ever...?

 

Name for a dog

why does my pants fit me? (>?.?)>

 

because you bought them in the bargain section

why does material items cost soo much

 

because Jack said so

What did Jack say

 

Because your sooo cooooool!

Why am I being sarcastic? (>?.?)>