ask a stupid question...

Because It's global warming

Why do I like sausages and mirpoix?

 

Because your a fatty

Why do I play call of duty so much?

 

because the real world is to hard to bare

why am i bothering to join in these pointless threads again

 

because you are pointless

Why did I just facepalm?

 

Cuz you are stupid.

Who likes my foot?

 

the foot fairy

does a calculator like being calculated on?

 

Yeah, cuz it turns him on.

Why does CJ stink?

 

because he just did a skunk (>^~^)>

Why is no one on??

 

because everyone has a life

why does your mom make a good joke?

 

because she is funny

Why is goku awesome?

 

Because he has spikier hair than you.

Why did I post here again?

 

because there is a magnet in your computer that attracts you to this thread

why did i just say that?

 

Because ye like it in yer head

Why does my cousin keeps hacking my account?

 

because he loves you

why is water wet?

 

because you're here

why am I asking?

 

i have no idea

why am I addicted to this forum?

 

Because I like you

Why is ian not Ian?

 

he forgot his lunch


is it shorter to vancouver, or by bus?

 

if you want it to

why can't i think of a question?

 

Because your brain shorts out whenever you think.

Why is Order of Eccelsia so much more difficult than any other Castlevania game I've played?