ask a stupid question...

i have to go out

which is the right way?

 

that way --------> and turn <-----------
i do i need a army of anti-virus

 

Nope, just the mixture of good luck and common sense to not get infected.

Why is it so tough to find a job? :/

 

because my wife said "you can't find a job you bum"

why is it when i get mad i turn into godzilla?

 

Because my wife said " You look like a giant scaley lizard man when you're angry."

Why does riiperotc look like a giant scaley lizard man when hes angry?

 

incrediable hulk was taken

how was datanot found was he ever missing?

 

A really stupid one :

How can i chopstick the water ?

 

why am i posting a stupid question?

 

why am i posting a stupid question?

 

cause your stupid

why is this ;D smiling?

 

common sense because it is not crying.


why can I accidentally relate things and see trough peoples clothes( this is a superb ability my classmate said)?

 

Because you fail at your life

What happens if you throw your DS trough the window?

 

what's a stupid question?

 

Yo mama!!

Whats up mofo??

 

I'm alright how about you mafa still kickin or yo hittin the sack


Why can we create questions?

man how can you tell that I fail? did you read hahahahaha's comment?
well actually i'm serious about my abilities and I don't like it (I get slapped when I tell them the color of their bra)

 

because god said we could.


WHY DID THE FAT RETARDED JOCK STRAP CROSS THE ROAD?

 

Because he is fat. And retarted.

Why is Seph fat?

 

Because you are wearing bad glasses
Where is my digimon named Frederick?

 

It's in my closet.

Why do I bother having a computer?

*I actually am wearing glasses that are broken ahaha *

 

For epic pr0n
What's that under your foot?