ask a stupid question...

cause they want attention

If Einstien was so smart, how come he didn't invent video games?

 

because he invent bomb

why we need attention??

 

It's a positive brain stimulus
Why did he answer scientifically?

 

Because he didn't. Invent should be past tense.

If I was a gingerbread necromancer, would it be more appropriate for me to be in an apron getting cookies out of an oven screaming "IT'S ALIVE!" or to just have the oven on it's side and make the gingerbread men crawl their way out?

 

Frankencookie pleez!
How maek babbiz?

 

The man puts his hoo hoo dilly into the woman's chacha!

Why make more Pokemon, the monsters not the games?

 

Because when they make bad ones they want to make better ones but they still suck
Dew is of direct effect?

 

No, its the side-effect of being a plant.

Why is mars red??

 

Because God wanted a variety of colors for the solar system.

Why do i like sausages so much?

 

Because you're not heartless.

If you and five friends had giant robots, and they all morphed into one super robot togeather, would your super robot look like a crawfish or a bowl of cereal?

 

Cereal, Milo cereal to be exact

If you wanted to get banned here how would you go about it?

 

I would spam PM's to moderators and Spam referal links to every thread.

Why does milk taste so good?

 

because it sweet!!

How far is the Earth from the Sun?

 

Far enough to let you die if you travel on foot without even reaching 1/16 of their distance.

why is the Earth Floating?

 

Because its hig

why did I buy that game?

 

Because one of your ansestors from 14,236 years ago has a crush on the main character, and forced you to buy it.

If the universe is like a grain of sand then what's a peanut like?

 

a taco

If I was japanese (which I'm not) how would I become American.

 

Use the word FCUK on every sentence.

What the FCUK are you looking at??

 

is that a FCUKING dog?

 

depends on what your lookin' at.

What are ya' lookin' at