ask a stupid question...

They came from China, and you can't take them off because you don't feel like it.\

Why am I here?

 

God has his reasons

Y U BUY $400 DOLLAH JEANS?

 

I didn't

Why?

 

why not? XD

Who says pants cant fly?!?!

 

The pig that can fly

Does the square root of pie depend on the flavour?

 

Yes

No?

 

Noes

Yeses?

 

Cheese

Dr.Pepper or Coca Cola?

 

Dr. Pepper.... take it from a doctor XD

Why do my headphones play epic music?!

 

because they be epic headphones, made in epicland by the epic blacksmith SirEpic Epichands......or something to that effect.

What happens when Jack Black, Jesus and Mr.Rogers all go to the same party?

 

One funky fun party it becomes

What happens when you combine a long island ice tea with some really really vintage wine?

 

An explanation as to why you woke up next to an exotic male dancer.

What is the meaning of life?

 

The reason that guys head over there exploded

Why is it good things get ruined? (looking at spyro the dragon this time)

 

Because young dinosaurs touch themselves at night? o.o

Why do birds suddenly appear?

 

because their sole purpose in life is to poop on you

Where did my crackers go?

 

I dunno, ask Polly o_o

If 2+2=4
then what is the approximate mass of the sun?

 

1.98892 × 10^30 kilograms

My computers stupid what do I do?

 

abandon it and get a new computer, a new younger computer....a younger computer that does things that your old computer wouldn't do.....*cough*

What happens to rats when they go inside? Do they become a mouse?

 

nope, still rats

what happenes when one kirby swallows another kirby that swalled a kirby that swallowed a kirby?

 

U get a reaaaalllly hungry kirby

So I heard u liek Mudkipz?