ask a stupid question...

if (5+5=/=5) {
$zamrullah="beautiful";
}
else {
$zamrullah="handsome";
}

do you want some tea with a sugar and cream?

 

Yeah, but I don't wanna end up a diabetic.

What more diabolical than a baby cow drinking goat's milk?

 

A goat drinking a baby cow's milk.

What makes a stupid question a stupid question?

 

You

Or was it my pet my cat, Frog?

 

Chuck Testa

Do you remember me?

 

Sort of

You like mah dimples *smiles* (awkward moment when you have no dimples)

 

Really.

Why does life suck so bad, I live to see today?

 

Because death might be a touch worse in some cases.....lol

How come you can't eat just 1 Ruffles woderful, salty chips????

 

Because Hitler existed

U Mad Bro?

 

nah, i'm not

you hungry?

 

Yes, I always am

Do you speak gibberish?

 

Yes, but its commonly known as dutch~

Was Einsteins theory good?

 

ERROR 404

Not found?

 

(I was hoping somebody would answer "Relatively" )

Not found? Look in the lost and found, some cool stuff there~

 

I did, look...But then a jack in box popped out and promptly started playing hacky sack with my ballz. Thanks alot, bro. -_-

Why are these sweaty, topless, fat guys slapping each other in the chest?

 

Idk what reason your grandparents have for that.

Why is the blackboard green and not red?

 

Hehehe. Funny.

Okay...Hmm, let's see. Cuz the teacher decided to write using a green bean

Hey, why is this jumping bean trying to cross da boarder?

 

Cuz he can't swim (lolwut)

Why can't I download a pirate ship if the internet is full of pirates?

 

LOL I gotta tell you the answer to this one it's...witty. Okay, cuz the fence was too high to jump.

Your answer: Cuz the pirates put up a Fiarrrr wall. Get it?...Got damn that was horrible. LOL

How come you can't pawn a pun?

 

Because the pun will pawn you first

Would you like to support me by donating to my wallet?