ask a stupid question...

Because it will burn in hell.

What is hell?

 

megashell - megas = hell

Why do I have to use the pickaxe?

 

Because you didn't knew that TNT would do the job too.

TNT?

 

Total Necessary Thing

Can fish communicate with eachother?

 

Blub

Am I a fish?

 

No one said you weren't

What does TNT have to do with me?

 

You're explosive

Why can't we have rice and peace?

 

Rhyming food are taboo.

Why can't teens buy guns?

 

Because teens love to commit suicide.

Do you want a master sword or a wand?

 

A Master Sword please!

What Am I doing here?

 

Idk, you're bored?

Want a bite o' a ma sandwhich?

 

No.

Stupid enough?

 

Yup

Godamn I hate my neighbors dog, do you?

 

I ate a hotdog

did you?

 

They taste good, but they are very fattening, so no hotdogs.

Y U NO LOVE HOTDOG?

 

Me love hotdogz... so what is wrong with that? I didn't ate the dog of the people next door... yet.

Are you hungry?

 

yup, currently eating cheese...

pita bread or loaf bread?

 

pita loaf

What do you suck every couple of seconds?

 

bacon lollipops!

Favorite soccer team?

 

My favourite team are Cracking knuckles and sore throat!

New shoes or new pole?