ask a stupid question...

stuck somewhere you dont want to know!!

How is the earth spinning??

 

My guess is that love makes the world go round, that's why it's so slow
My arrow of flakes point to dark fingernails, yes?

 

No. The owl flies by the midnight train, west for the winter.

who's gonna get you?

 

BATMAN!!

Why does he like little kids??

 

Because... OMFG! He's a Dinah!
Is this the birth of all hope?

 

No. I was!!

Why does school suck??

 

Because you're Kirby, duh ;D

Who sent me that virus that made me sick for two days?

 

the ice cream man did.

why is paper called paper and not card ?

 

Because some long-dead dude thought it would be awesome to call paper, paper.

When is 1337- 5p34k going to acknowleged as an international language?

 

when pigs fly maby ?

how do pigs fly anway ?

 

By jumping very high with their spring-like tails!

When are they going to make a Street Fighter character?

 

When the birds and the bees come out to play?...
When will my deviant art page reach 1,000 views?

 

when time desides it has passed anuff...
why doseant water flow up stream rather than down stream ?

 

Because gravity is like "What the hell you think your going?!?! turn around!!"
When will bill gates give me $1,000,000?

 

When he needs to stop you from overthrowing his empire

Why do tolets flush downwards instead of upwards?

 

because some one furgot to fit the pumping system to the toilet.
why am i in the mood to much some noodles :[)

 

Because noodles is good
why am i listening to the used?

 

Because you're a masochist and enjoy torturing yourself?

Why do women love diamonds so much?

 

Because they like things that make them more sparky-sparky then they already are.

Why can't i fly when i jump out of the 3rd floor window?

 

because birds can.

Why can birds....can?