ask a stupid question...

BAD QUESTION

X~Y * 2 + E?

 

Ball lover.

Why you like chocolate?

 

Because I don't like anything else.

Does sense make sense?

 

You don't play Animal Crossing, Animal Crossing plays you! So you must continue until it tires of you and allows you sleep.

Why is it that being yourself is much harder than being a woodchuck with Hepatitis C?

 

Because it is.

Is is is?

 

Because is isn't exactly what is is!

If a tree fell in the woods, who just cracked a righteous fart?

 

Windows Media Player did

Do you get the lame joke?

 

I won't deny the fact that I didn't

Does being consistently inconsistent make you consistent?

 

Can kangeroos walk besides jumping?

 

kangeroos jump, bunny hops what is wrong with that.

Are you MiseryLC?

 

Possibly no.. Probably yes.. Certainly FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU

Why can only birds fly and wings can't?

 

SLINGSHOT MOTHERF*CKER

Angry?

 

just pissed..

Why can't I flush?

 

Because you didn't push?
Isn't that right Bush?

 

I shall force you to take this thread seriously, Barack

What's the link between a douche and a shower?

 

showers can't get jumped

Wait, wasn't that a difference?

 

uh, probably,but i don't know

why does the rain become wet?

 

Because umbrellas are noobs

How can I listen to this teacher without fainting?

 

Don't, It's best for you.
Should I upgrade to the 4s?

 

no 5 is better.
What is that thing that does that?