ask a stupid question...

A pile of dead Alpaca's at the bottom.

All I want for christmas is a __________?

 

Tree

Why does bottled water exist?

 

To make us forget about faucets.

How do they bottle water?

 

Same way they fry elves

Why is my pillow lumpy?

 

because, you've been smuggling raccoons again.

why is this room distorted?

 

if you're complaining, get out!

whether fasting make you healthier?

 

Is jumping off a cliff with a rabid honey badger safe?

Do you ever wish your computer mouse had a tail?

 

mine does....

greedisgood?

 

onlyifyoudonatetome

Why is pie so good?

 

it is not..

is that card broken?

 

ya,cause it looked at your face

what is this â–² ?
â–² â–²?

 

when a penis is put into a melon

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hey doomaker

 

hey jordanovfilip

what does an invisible car look like?

 

il looks awsome that nobody can see it
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why does crap stink?

 

because if i smelt good people would smell it all the time and that would be weird.....

why cant i fly?

 

because u dont have chicken wings

why are u reading this?

 

im not.

whats pi x cake + ice cream?

 

My taste bud

Whats the Biggest dog of all time?

 

Your mom

Why is Xehanort such a bastard?

 

because he can.

what is this "out side" place that every one talks about?
("whats the biggest dog of all time? your mom. hahahaha xD nice one")