ask a stupid question...

Goerge W. Bush, that's why.

Why did he dodge the shoes? Why God, why?

 

he thought it was a WMD.
Who is Sarah Palin?

 

A part horse, part retard, part moose hybrid
What is that stuck to the Cannon?

 

Another cannon.

Why isn't there more bang bang and less talky talky in battlestar galactica?

 

Because in many people's opinion it sucks so it has to have an appealing story to those who do watch it... Like me for example, I think it sucks...
What's that coming over the hill? Is it a monster?

 

No you cheeky sod it's me.

What colour is my mouse?

 

It's indigo!
Where's that dingo?

 

It's in space sector Ahpla uber Ownages!

Why am i attracted to computer hardware instead of women?

 

Because PC Hardware costs less & isn't too demanding.

Why is "M" read as "em" & "W" is double you"?

 

Because our minds can't comprehend more detailed pronounciation
Why is there multiple CJDogger's?

 

Because invasion is underway
Why is Blue Screen of Death blue?

 

Because it's not pineapple purple.

Why can't we just print money to make us rich?

 

Because it would damage the economy even more; isn't that obvious?
Question in the answer^

 

....yes
why i dont have a wii ? D:

 

because just like me youre broke....

Or are you...??

 

Well i'm not; I earn my own money and i'm 15... Get a paper round for a little pocket money BTW that's not how I earn my money.
Long thread?

 

not that long...

What DOES cjdogger do to earn his monies?

 

..................uh.........i dont know.

how come we, um.............................how come?

 

Yes.... I think....

What??

 

French toast from New Jersey!
Where's my Banoffee Spotted Dick desert?! Indeed