ask a stupid question...

Because you are on drugs.

y u so serious?

 

because im on drugs

how can you write §?

 

by typing s $

Why do I often see this: and nobody believes me when I tell them that I did

 

because everyone knows thats pegasus with a pig mask

What has no taste, which makes it tasty, and when it has a taste it becomes untasty?

 

A gf

why do I frequently stab the 1st thing in my sight with the 1st pointy thing I find?

 

You're often hungry and there's food on the table

How come they give you work in a vacation, but no vacation inside school?

 

they do it's the same thing around

why is it that zero has a ponytail?

 

i dont know.Ask Dr.Willy.

Why arent there any new megaman games lately?

 

I wish there was.
Why does 2 and 2 make 4

 

Who said it does?

Who said it does?

 

you did
don't you remember?

 

Oh, yeah. Now i remember
I changed my mind. From now on 2 and 2 will make 5 or even 6.

Giving the value more was generous of me, right?

 

Yeah I guess...
Why didn't you spare the children?

 

Cuz I have some spare ones in the cellar.
Do you think what you are thinking?

 

I think whether I think what I am thinking is both obvious and irrelevant.
What about you?

 

What about me what?
Am I supposed to so-called "think"?

 

no
Will you be Orange?

 

If you become purple

If a person farts, and no one is around to hear it, does it still make noise?

 

Yes.
Do all toasters toast toast?

 

Oh.... so thats what it's made for....

Are rocks fluffy?