ask a stupid question...

cause im awesome... also, i have no idea what a metro is...

what the hell is a metro?

 

A guy that shows "behavior stereotypically associated with homosexual men" despite not being gay.
(Read: A guy that loves shopping in the city for clothes, accessories, etc)

Is that right?

 

I guess.
Is my guess right?

 

yes, preety much...
then why would you say cause your awesome? XD
metrosexual: men who are too into their apperance, who do their nails, go to a salon evey week and buy feminine product.
they are considered to be the "new age men", who go out to raves, party and are more into their feminine side than what is considered normal...
[which i personally would never become]
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metrosexual

why must i go watch lie to me now & why must i come back to comment on shinchanfans hatred on eveything?

 

im so awesome, i attract metros..

why am i that awesome

 

cause u lie to urself

can i fap without a penis to fap on/with?

 

...I...think...so?

whatever happened to the busy world of Richard Scarry?

 

it vanished

same question as last time^

 

you could try sucking yourself, need to be really flexibly though

is she that flexible?

 

no.



Why did the chicken cross the road?

 

it didn't, it was viciously assaulted by a combination of pirates and ninjas (who finally made peace with each other) halfway across said road... chicken was enjoyed by all that day, and the death of the chicken sealed the ninja-pirate pact for all times...

what does [sic] mean when inserted into signatures (this has always bothered me, and it's a good question, so let's see if anyone knows)

 

i don't know
wai am I born?

 

to die.


why are wizzrobes such pissers?

 

because there called WIZZrobes for a reason.


What did the monkey say to the bartender?

 

"I can't talk."

Exactly how flat is the world?

 

flat as a loli's chest

how flat it a loli's chest?

 

like the blacktop at an elementary school...

who has aids?

 

you

y u no poop?!

 

because me eat too many prickley pears

Spoiler

http://www.google.com/images?um=1&hl=en&biw=1280&bih=933&tbs=isch:1&sa=1&q=prickly+pears&aq=f&aqi=g10&aql=&oq=

ohh, me did not know there was orange :3

why you no kees me?

 

cause u no poop

should i stay with my boyfriend even if he stresses me out?