ask a stupid question...

eat some cheese and wait for the results.

What is the purpose of a dog?

 

Sex.


Who the hell is Jack?

 

Nobody cares.
Why should anyone care?

 

They shouldn't.


Why is The Movies so awesome?

 

Because they have 3d now.
Why did my wife just call me and told me to boil 3 or 4 eggs?
And why am i writing here instead of doing what she told me to do?

 

Only someone that knows harvest moon knows Jack.

also... random generic answer.

What makes fire work?

 

Water.


How I computer?

 

water too.

how do I fix computer?

 

Throw it out window.



hew i zpull?

 

by anything goes martial arts.

What makes a clock tick?

 

A penis.

Whos the kid in my signature

 

I wouldn't know I don't see a signature so... Blossom from power puff girls?

What is a tooth brush?

 

A brush made of teeth.
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

 

as much as it can into the water before the farmer catches them doing it.

Why do people drive fast?

 

Because they always wake up late.
Why do people always wake up late?

 

because they use their cellphones to call dogs

Why do dogs have cell phones?

 

Because there's an app for that.
What is the meaning of life?

 

peanut butter.

What does the I in Iphone mean? (or Ipod)

 

intellectual-retardation

chimps?

 

Yes please.
With fries or onion rings?