ask a stupid question...

Because lame puns are fun.

Why are lame puns fun?

 

because un-lame puns aren't fun

why are bad puns so easy to come up with?

 

because thats what my little sister said

what did my sister said?

 

She said: "[Insert what his sister said here]"

Do you agree with her?

 

No

why cant i get drunk today like everyone else?

 

ur drunk...u just dont know it yet.....cause your drunk yeah

would you like to spend half of your life with justin beber?

 

I would rather spend half my life in hell.....Oh wait, same thing.

What is the true and final gender of Justin Bieber?

 

i dont know even scientist cant come up with a better answer

is there a N 3ds emulator?

 

no

@para: Neither! he deserves neither genitalia set

can i change my hair type?

 

try to ask your mom that

why cant pokemon be real

 

cause then parents would be way more irrisponsible

y are the pokemon parents so irrisponsible?

 

because u said so...

why can i answer question stupidly?

 

because said question was posed as such.

Did you make a New Year's resolution?

 

Yes. Failed within the hour.

Next poster has also already failed their resolution?

 

What resolution?

Do you partake in the eating of the plain ham sammich of doom?

 

No, I already ate it.

Did you do it?

 

Yes..
What did she say?

 

I don't Know.

Will you gimme that high five?

 

What high five?

HOW DID YOU MANAGE TO TURN INTO XENA?!

 

I'm not even female.

True or false: Justin Bieber is a girk.