ask a stupid question...

Nay way.

 

???

why he don't posting a question?

 

because he already knows EVERYTHING.

Would that be a good thing or a burden?

 

Mostly a good thing, but also a burden.

What if he did know everything? What would he do with such knowledge?!

 

Everything I wanted, of course.Because I am him;

Why did I become the subject out of nothing?

 

because you forgot to ask a stupid question.

Was it intentional?

 

It depends on the moon cycle.
How much is a street organ?

 

that depends fresh or iced?

did he mean a body organ?

 

yup!

There's an alligator in my garden. should i kick it in the face?

 

No.You should give him meat, and raise him as a pet.

 

...

EXPLOSION?

 

NO U!

Wait what?

 

What?
3OH!3 is awesome right?

 

Never heard of it.

If a deck of cards (without the jokers) is shuffled, and one card is drawn, what are the chances of that card being a King?

 

The same chances of it being a king.


What am I listening to now?[Tip:It's Led Zeppelin III]

 

He plays a guitar in that song.
Right?

 

Eye;

Why eye?Why not years or mouth or something?

 

because eyes dominate ears

there's a clown with an axe outside my house. what should i do?

 

Get your shotgun.

Why an Irish blastoise?I though they were from Kanto or Johto or something...

 

cause hes chuck norris

can i throw a robo rave?