ask a stupid question...

answer: because our fingertips don't want to be the same they want to be individual

question: why cant 1+1=pie

 

Because then everyone would be fat.

Why is over 60% of Americans FAT??

 

give it a guess and the word is a bit related to my name

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(")_(") why does bunny want world domination

 

because carrots are expensive

why cant they make a orange flavored tv

 

orange flavored oprah would taste terrible

why do people ask penny for your thoughts?

 

Because their penis erects when they see cash!




Why does seph have sex with polar bears while reading loonylions posts ?

 

Because polar bears rock and he had free time

How long will it take for pigs to fly

 

In 3000 years when they grow wings.


When will there be a cure for baby mutation?

 

when u can heal your wounds instantly with a spray.

why does owl
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want to stop bunny

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from world domination?

 

Because he's like: "World Domination? O RLY?"
How much is that doggy in the window? Woof woof! I hope that doggy is for sale...

 

How much you got??.... hehehe

why does Kirby

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want to eat Owl

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who wants to stop bunny??

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Because I fucked all of three of them

 

u forgot a question but lets say that was both a question and an answer.

why, because you want world domination.

why does everyone want world domination?

 

Because domination tastes red.

Why do blueberries taste purple, not blue?

 

because purple rockds

how come they have so many berrys but not greenberry

 

then invent one.

why do these stupid people (including me) keep asking these stupid questions, WTF?

 

because we want to
How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?

 

Answer: over 9000...

Question: If I have a lemon an apple and some plutonium, what can I make that will benefit mankind?

 

it sounds like wonderful pie stuffing. I'm going to throw pie out there.

i mean, who doesn't like pie?

 

Depends what kinda pie... NO like chocolate pie!! >:3
Where's my biscuits?!