ask a stupid question...

i dunno o.o

is coke healthy?

 

Yes, aside from the bone-degeneration.

Am I Muddy?

 

Because you were born as a mudman :-* or a moleman which either suits you dear!

Why are you going to fail your next test in the Boopin a doopin WORLD!!!!! = ( my most stupidest question ever hahahhaa)

 

because i am crazy

news?

 

yeah, I got sum!

your avatar have some huge melon! O_O Sha-damn!

can I bury my head in them and shake it wildy while inside them?

 

During summer only.

How does one tell a dead baby joke?

 

With vocals.

spik amk ahrm lop apodaz?

 

..............................................................Is that so?


how can you still when a window lie?

 

well, I will using Linux

if you kicked by a cheerleader what will you do?

 

In soviet russia maybe. But everywhere else, I kick cheerleader. Then I force her to the ground and dryhump her.

Wawawawawawawa?

 

derp derp derp derp

what is greater than 9000?

 

9000 and a half.

What`s as annoying as orange?

 

Freshly squeezed orange juice.

Why did the rifle shoot the gun?

 

Because they were both gunpowder addicts and got into a fight over their shit.

In the song "yellow polka dot bikini" is the bikini yellow or the polka dots?

 

Neither.

Does anyone know the number for 911?

 

867-5309
Does person know who person directed to?

 

the chuck norris hotline

if samus aron and chuck norris go all out in a fight to the death who wins?

 

Hmmm, God.

Where's my gender symbol?

 

ur god ate it

why cant i have another fruit?

 

Because your mother ate it.
Perrson tipes!