ask a stupid question...

because that's what you imagined.

why do people like anime?

 

Because it is awsome

Why am i a girl?

 

because that's the little box you checked when you signed up.

is any of it really worth it?

 

Let's see...HELL YEAH! FOOOOOOOOOOOTBALL!

Okay, my question: what does I.B.T.C. stands for?

 

i become tall and clever

is it?

 

LOL that was a good guess...but I'm afraid...nah! It was WAY more inappropriate than that.

here's the answer: Itty-Bitty Titty Committee

 

ummm i'll take that as a question

why am i sitting on a chair reading the forum?

 

Because your ass is too heavy to stand.

Why am I staring at it?

 

your eyes are stuck on it

why?

 

because

wai do computers exist?

 

so we can play solitaire without all that difficult shuffling and dealing.

what should i do today?

 

Fry a pack of cards.

Can I fry a pan?

 

no, u can't afford the oil

why don't i have stable internet?

 

Cause your too damn lazy to get a job to pay for better internet.

Whats this site divided by zero?

 

Romu with the remainder of Lation!

Is it appropriate to say "good mourning" at a funeral?

 

yes

if i prove i can divide by zero do i get cake?

 

yes, but you can't

Why does cheeze smell like chocolate?

 

cause u've got weird cheeze
why does school have to be in the morning

 

It's not! It starts at 10pm and goes till 1am!

What came first the chicken or the egg?

 

the dinosuar

can i vaporize people and not go to jail?