ask a stupid question...

Yes.
How you doin'?

 

With my penis.

What is "real"? How do you define "real"?

 

do you like pies?

 

No

Waffles

 

ooooh yes especially wonderwaffles

cakes?

 

The cake is a lie!

Moldy Waffles

 

only good waffles.

are you good at using lazer guns?

 

Its just like 1/2.3287327837232

Can you solve that with your mind?

 

I think that is just 1/2. just round it off...

do you play CoD world at war: nazi zombies?

 

No, but I am at actual war with actual zombies.

Have you ever fought zombies that are trying to invade your neighborhood?

 

I fought a hunter and a smoker once.

what is your first zombie game?

 

Other than killing zombies as a 2 year old, I also played an old game called "Zombies Ate My Neighbors" when I was 5/6/7 for the SNES.
It was actually fun XD

What is the best part about nazi zombie waffle pancakes?

 

nazi zombies is vearry fun! waffles and pancakes are tasty especially when slaughtering nazi zombies!!

zombie games are fun isn't it?

 

Yes, especially when I am the one shooting zombie skulls.

Why did you change avatars?

 

because I like to do that!

why you answering and asking question?

 

now that you mentioned it, i don't know.

got any ammo? i'm out.

 

Sadly no, I only have extra knives. If you don't mind throwing them at zombie nazis, be me guest.

Why can't we ask smart questions?

 

because the threads is asking the stupid question...

what do you think about my new dress?

 

I can't see it, but I'm sure it's nice.

Why does school exist?!

 

to keep us busy, ok?

why does time exist?