ask a stupid question...

What did you say about my mumma?

Am I a monkey wearing a bikini while dancing to rick roll?

 

Yes. And all the gorillas are in the yard for your milkshake.

Does Collin Powell have swollen bowels?

 

Yes and chronic diarrhea

Do you know someone who has died from diarrhea?

 

Ya, the cookie monster

Why Eat a cake than a muffin?

 

I like cake better.

If you didn't steal the cookie from the cookie jar then who did?

 

you.
why am i tired?

 

You didn't get enough sleep.

Or did you?

 

No...
You did or?

 

I forgot how to sleep.

So? how do you sleep again?

 

stay awake

why does this site exist if there will never be any new rom releases anymore?

 

because this place is fucking awesome.

why do republicans exist?

 

mistakes happen

¿Quien puedo leer este oracion (sin un tranductor)?

 

¡Puedo leerlo! Y le oí tener sexo con las cabras

Why do some women have mustaches?

 

Because the hobo died.
What happened?

 

I walked

Duck duck goose?

 

GOOSE

chicken chicken, who's the chicken?

 

Why the blood covered unicorn outside your house of course.

I forgot how to sit, did you?

 

let's sit down and try to remember

is something wrong here?

 

If you've done something wrong.

What DID you do wrong???

 

I turned to the left instead of to the right...got me 2 hours late...

What the Hell am I talking about?