ask a stupid question...

some chips

are there cookies in the chocolate

 

why does no one answer my signature request??

 

Because everyone is lazy

Why do i hate Math

 

because everybody does


why am i currently downloading at 5.3 kb/s?

 

because alot of people are downloading ???

Why is profesor Layton extracting so slow

 

lol

I'm downloading prof layton 3 (5.3 kb/s)

because it's a large game

why is yellow yellow

 

Because its Yellow XP

Why do i love my Ipod

 

Because you are one of those people that would rather marry an inanimate object rather than anougher person (there are actually some wierd people that do that, there was a documentary on it)

Why do i know such an odd fact?

 

I am assuming you saw the Japanese man marry his DS.

Cause I did.

Best song to blast in a classic car, while you're pulling a IDGAF?

 

Trolololo.
Can you trolololo?

 

No, just tralalalala.

This is difficult... So what should I choose?

 

The knife.

Why is pokemon invented?

 

Because back in the days these were many things invented, which all have bad ideas, pokemon os one of the bad ideas
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The next hates me for saying what I think about Pokemon?

 

nah
I don't like pokemon black too (I did like heartgold)

why has rockstar made GTA?

 

Because rockstar has nothin better to do

Will the government make a project to feed the rich?

 

yes. the rich will get too fat and they wouldn't be able to move

would you name your child Monkey Anus for at least 20 years of their life for 20 trillion of any currency on earth?

 

no but maybe for 31 trillion

why is the name?

 

I dunno, do you mean when is the name? (God that was a hard one)

Pizza said hi

 

Pizza said hi, but then he died.

Would you swallow a pen lid?

 

Sure, if its 1 its 1 inch long or less

Scoo ba doo ba doo?