ask a stupid question...

Because it doesn't.

WWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!?

 

42!!!!
Banjo?!

 

No, MANDOLIN!
Why is Shinigami-sama from Soul Eater awsome?

 

Cause he was born that way
why am i an outdoors person?

 

Because your a person that like to get that body movin

Why is the Rum gone?

 

I threw it away.

Early in the morning isn't good, hm?

 

That's when I go to bed, so I guess not.

We've been on this page for almost ten days, so why aren't you guys asking moar stupid questions!?

 

Because you touch yourself at night.

What am I supposed to do with this cake? Eat it?

 

bury it in the yard and grow a cake tree.

am I good at secks?

 

um...ah...yes...
why am i 'strange'?

 

because you are a 'strange-r'

why does everybody like dark link more than normal link?

 

Because Doppelganger/Clones are always cooler.

Why's there a baby Irken in mah sig?

 

Because I threw it on the GROOOOUND.

Did you jizz in your pants reading this?

 

No I didn- JIZZED. IN. MY. PANTS.

oh... well... does anybody have a tissue?

 

No. I used it after my alarm clock went off.

You see a giant fish. What do you do?

 

F*** it's brai-
JIZZ.
IN.
MY.
PANTS.

why can't I stop doing that ever since I saw the video?

 

cause you --JIZZ.In.YOUR PANTS!
what to wear?

 

JIZZ. IN. MY PANTS.

How's that Bing Bong Brothers song go again?

 

You. Will. Like. Our. Penises. I. Will. Look. At your vagina.

So would you take us through a day in the life of the boss?

 

Well the first thing I do is...

TALK TO CORPORATE?