ask a stupid question...

I suppose that's alright.

Why do spiders have to be so scary?

 

because of their reputation
am i going to log off now?

 

No.

Is that an acceptable response?

 

no...sorry but ive gotta go PEACE OUT DUDES AND DUDETTS!!!
why do i like painting?

 

Because you're probably talented.

Why does the SRS face make me smile?

 

Because you are anti-SRS!

Why does my sig look blurred?

 

Because it had a Vicotin overdose.

Why when I type "Can I" on Google, "Can I get Pregnant from a Dog" I one of the first questions to pop up?

 

'Cuz Google is odd like that. Hence the existence of sites like these: http://www.autocompletefail.com/

If you could have three powers, what would they be?

 

How to fail; how not to fail; and the ability to speak to dodos.

Was this idiotic?

 

Nothing's idiotic if it involves House.

Has the final diagnosis in House ever been cancer?

 

Why is a raven like a writing desk? (I don't think they ever have diagnosed it)

Do you know drunk boxing? (Neo does...)

 

I wish I did.

Do you know how to kill a ghost?

 

That's why we have GhostBusters, my good man.

In Peter Pan they explain why "The red man's red". ...What's the real reason?

 

I stole his face.

Can you kill ghosts WITH YOUR BARE HANDS!?

 

yes yes i can
why do i like to kill people?

 

Because you're Jack the Ripper's reincarnation.

What would you do if I told you I was going to fill your belly with oodles of candy?

 

I'd say... "giggity".

What if I said I was gonna steal your face?

 

I'd hand it over without any hesitation.

What if I told you, if you didn't give me my face back and yours, I'd paper cut it off?

 

Again... "giggity".

What if I just said "screw this, time to spoon" and carried you off?

 

I'd go along with it with a content mind.

What would you do if I went Pedophile-Peach on you?