ask a stupid question...

*bites shoulder* no..you already let me
thats two questions!!!
cause they can
will penguins take over the world?

 

No, but wombats on the other hand maybe.

Why do they call pants a "pair" when you only get one?

 

cause they r for your bum cheeks so...theres 2
anybody no why i got a sleepin jab from a penguin?

 

yes

?

 

!

Ja?

 

Your face

Mommy?!

 

I AM YOUR FATHER.

What will happen if that Android is released?

 

YOULL get bit in the shoulder by me
why cant i understand my dog?

 

*thought process of a dog*

1. Jump/Lick/Bite
2. ????
3. PROFIT!!!

What is the question of the life the universe and everything that gives the answer... 42?

 

Your mom ( Thank you childish humor ).

Why does my dog always put his paw in my food?

 

because he says he doesn't want it

are you single?

 

Are you serious!? (That is both answer and question)

 

A SRS face would work great right here.

Why is there a serious lack of "SRS face" in this thread?

 

Who knows?

Why is there a lack of SRS face?

 

STILL UNANSWERED.

But why is there a lack of SRS face?

 

Spoiler

There is no longer a SRS LACK OF SRS FACE!

How did YOU find out that the bird is the word?

 

Peter Griffin.

What if I started saying "Oh No" repeatedly?

 

id say Oh Yes in a churchill ad accent
why is my netbook so.....SMALL!

 

Unfortunate birth deformity.

Why is there only, like, 10 girls ( if even ) who come on this forum?

 

... Uh... 42?

How is it that I can make interesting battles on this forum?