ask a stupid question...

because chuck norris want it so

why chuck norris want it so?

 

because i do

would you like me to roundhouse kick you in the face now or later?

 

Neither now or later, I'd like to call Chuck Norris to teach you a lesson for stealing his special move.
Would you like to download a game from here now?

 

Nah, Chuck Norris is watching. All of us.
Where is he watching from?

 

in the window of your bathrooom
but why is he in the bathroom?

 

Because ur bathroom is over 9000.
How do i shot lazer?

 

look terminator then you know HOW.

chuck norris VS. macgyver

WHO WINS????

 

chuck norris hands down
why is the sky blue?

 

'Cuz Chuck Norris strangled it.

If Captain Falcon and Chuck Norris teamed up, who would they fight?

 

themselves

is captain falcon gay?

 

ask lady gaga

Who am I?

 

Your are me and I am you
Would you catch them all?

 

No, they are still trying to catch me.

Did you know donkey kong met Luke skywalker?

 

not until you said it

Lukong, did you know that?

 

no he doesn't

Will I ever get the rom i wanted?

 

yes, but it's in Latin.

Isn't that unfortunate?

 

yes because no one reads latin except for the cat on the street

why does the earth spin?

 

because fat people on the earth are leaning too much

why is romulation one of the BEST sites EVER................stop reading just answer the question...........!

 

Beacause it pwns every other website.

Why do people like Chuck Norris?

 

i dont like him so that means................! (because he uses hypnosis)

why did i forget to post a question