ask a stupid question...

6 pounds tall, weighing in at 172 inches.

when is it tomorrow yesterday?

 

The day after yesterday

Rock+Baby=???

 

A stone-cold dead baby.

What is the definition of 'perfect pitch'?

 

a pitch you haven't thrown

have I seen you before?

 

Yes in your mirror... DAMDAMDAAAAM

why can he see me in his mirror?

 

you live in a parralel universe

how do you spell parralel I know I got it wrong

 

parallel it is !
how do I drink food ?

 

put it in a glass then spit on it then drink it

why am i asking a stupid question?

 

because the thread said to

why am I such a douche

 

Because you touch yourself at night!

What would happen if Chuck Norris went up against Captain Falcon?

 

FALCON PUNCH!!!!!!!!! ;D

FALCON PUNCH does it hurt?

 

I wouldn't know, but my friend would. Ask him, he's dead.

How can you survive getting thrown into a volcano?

 

You See I am a live ^^

how can i talk with you dead friend?

 

Get killed by Raziel, get turned into a vampire by Kain, grow wings, get Kain to tear them out for you, get tossed into the Lake of the Abyss, wait a few centuries to become the Elder God's Angel of Death, and voila! You can speak to my dead friend.

And reave his soul.

If you were told that Calptain Falcon and Chuck Norris were hired to kill you, what would you do?

 

theres nothing you can do.

what would you do if you would kill the person above you?

 

ask Chuck Norris for help

how can i meet Chuck Norris

 

impossible

why do you want to meet chuck norris

 

Death Wish

Who is the one person who can beat Chuck Norris? Assuming anyone or anything out there can.

 

hard question.....I know! Chuck Norris himself.

Why are we talking about chuck norris?

 

Because you touch yourself at night!

Who can do a Lightning Screw Uppercut?