ask a stupid question...

Cause your are one too.

Why gays are gay?

 

Because they look good and know it.

Why can't pigs fly without the use of cannons?

 

Because they're fat and don't have wings.

Why are we talking about flying pigs?

 

Because nobody wants to talk about Justin Biber.

Why does the colour yellow lick up ice cream from the floor?

 

Because it doesnt like red.

Why didnt people blow up the world with a tuna sandwich?

 

somebody ate the sandwich first and died

why am i here commenting on stupid questions with even more retarded answers?

 

because you do not like this thread.

why do turkeys never fly?

 

because they're too busy plotting to take over the world

why does 1+1=2?

 

I thought it equalled fish?

Why do I suck at math?

 

because 2+2= Fish

why do we play this forum game

 

because it's a required credit to graduate.


How many trees are left in the world?

 

more than one,yes,that for sure.

how much a burger cost....................

 

Around € 600,-.

Why do I suck?

 

because justin bieber asked you to

how big is the universe?

 

42

Why 42?

 

because you said so

what was the real answer to that?

 

Foghorn Leghorn.


Have you ever seen the rain?

 

No, I hear its wet though

Why is the sky blue?

 

Because Megan Fox looks good in blue

Why Cant Chuck Norris Round House Kick Justin Beiber's head?

 

Because Justin Beiber is in league with satan

Why did The hooker wanted to be a BUs?