ask a stupid question...

He was never found and died cold and alone.

What that?

 

It's an elephant in the room, but we're not talking about it.

Who told you I smell? (pshh... probably Wally)

 

you just did while you were asleep... >.>

why hasn't someone discovered the castle on the moon yet?

 

because you hid it well.


Who ARE you?

 

A booy who wants to play stupid games.

Why do some men eat cockroaches?

 

because they cant find anything else to eat...
why do some people eat animal dicks?

 

Because there Dirty A-Holes.

Why does it always rain on me?

 

Because you're emo.

Why do dogs fly?

 

cos you smoke to much weed

why did i quit smoking pot?

 

so your memory is ummm...


What was the question?

 

Something about dancing crackers.

What's that thing on your head?

 

hair

was that a stupid answer?

 

no.

WHO YOU CALLIN' PSYCHO?

 

Hello DaSiofthra how are you?

 

ooohhh...... that's creepy.

Did I just get served?

 

Just some duck soup.

Where's the "post" button?

 

In your but.

Why is Iron Man out of metal and not out of wood?

 

Because then he would be called the Wood Man.

Why does your 'but' have one 't'?

 

Because I have one cheek.

What's wrong with the world today?

 

Your face!

Omg! Is that a terrorist?!