ask a stupid question...

because his master is superman
why chuck norris isn't president?

 

Because my mom already is.
Why is this text in italian?

 

its not italian. its italicized. :>

how did justin beiber/bieber got famous?!

 

because everyone loves douche bags

why is does the name Ronald McDonald rhyme?

 

Because his father was mozart
why i'm talking in english?

 

because you're german

why is Shakespeare gay?

 

Because he was a hobo

Why is lolol?

 

its actually lmfao

why did britney speares became.. y'know?

 

Because lmfao

Why is a mix between cute and gross?

 

aaaaw!!! Cause i love it!!!! <3 <3 <3

why is that so adorable?!?!?!? <3

 

Because is amazingly funny and idiotic

Why is eww?

 

sorry i'm french lady

 

dude you always forget to ask for the next poster. XD

why does he always forget?

 

BEcause he is irrevelant.

Why r i lolcat?

 

what the heck did you just say? XD

why am i reluctant to sleep?

 

Because you are scared of the darkness. That's good, 'cause darkness can be very, very dark...

Why is it called www.RomUlation.com and not abc.ChEeSeCaKe.at

 

Because it should be www.icanhazcheeseburger.com

Why is Lukinator?

 

Because dude from TAXI lost the manual.

Are you f - king kidding me?

 

Nope, Obama won.

What happened last night when you left? D:

 

someone snuck in and stole from me.

wasn't it YOUR turn to lock up?