ask a stupid question...

yes, i pinch babies all week and kick elderly people's walkers on weekends.

Doesn't everyone?

 

I dont

how do we get those mimi humans in a tv?

 

magic.

did he mean-to-say mini?

 

who knows? maybe there is such a thing as "mimi humans"

why do we have to ask STUPID questions? why not, like, "smart-ass" questions?

 

Because all humans are stupid.

Why am I sitting on the computer even though it's almost summer outside?

 

because were i live its spring and summer in 2-3 months
why doe sit take another 2-3 months to my birthday?

 

Its because i do not understand what your saying.

Why do rabbits eat carrots?

 

Because apes eat bananas

Why does nobody like Brocolis but everybody likes ice cream?

 

because ice cream has the catchy I scream for ice cream.

If I sigh for too long without breathing in will I suffocate?

 

It depends on the day.
What is a Spalag

 

it's that thing... you know

why is there such a thing as clothes?

 

so we have something to fantasize about.

dude where's my car?

 

check the bathroom

why did they invent cards?

 

to pass time between episodes of 'Cheers'

Have you watched that?

 

no, i dont even know that exists

which is better yahoo messenger or msn messenger?

 

hand written letters, ink on parchment.


Are you mad I didn't choose between your options?

 

nah, i'm in a good mood. haha

is it weird that i only installed the MSN messenger just know? i have no friend. XD

 

not weird.

Can I add you as a friend?

 

yeah sure you'd be my 2nd friend here. XD

why can't it be winter forever?

 

because they have a contract with that groundhog.

Um... how do you add a friend? I have 0 so far :/