ask a stupid question...

to slap you ;D

why am i chasing a ball

 

Because it's fun to play with it

Why do I eat chocolate instead of fruits?

 

Cs it's tasty!
Why is peter griffin retarded?

 

because of his wife..
Why am i born in August?!

 

because you didnt wanted on septembre

why are you answering this question?

 

Because I was told.

Ok, I'm really stuck with this question for a few months, so I'm going to ask it here.
What was the man/woman doing, when he/she found out that a cow gives drinkable milk?

 

She was milking her own "milk",lolz ;D

why Is my white tiger pooing?

 

Beacause he ate taco's

Why is green green?

 

....cause its green...
Why does ^ asks stupid qeustions?

 

Cs the topics about asking stupid questions

why am i asking a questing?

 

because i am answering

why did my car hit you in your head?

 

So that was you!
Because you are a careless driver!

Why have i not changed my avatar yet?

 

cause you forget how your avatar looks like

why did i ask why?

 

because we all need help from the mentally retarded people

Why is the sky blue

 

Because it wants to be.

Why can't we have our own gravity?

 

because the fda banned it along with marijuana and fen-fen.


Who invented socks?

 

a native in a far away land..

why is the earth not round?

 

If it were round we would fall off the edge.

What would happen if Pinocchio told you that his nose was about to grow longer?

 

It would happen that he doesn't became a real boy

why is a hen named "cock"?

 

cuz cock-a-doodle-doo


What day is it?