ask a stupid question...

depends on the thickness of the noodles

wnbrgneignjeigha?

 

herblungfya!^.^

Why is called pineapple if this fruit doesn't come from pine and it isn't an apple???

 

because its the son of the apple and pine

why are all chinese asian but not all asians chinese?

 

because your toaster isn't plugged into a properly grounded outlet.

I'm 28, she's 20... am I kidding myself?

 

yes you are because your actually 82 and shes 02


why was final fantasy the final..fantasy?

 

Because final fantasy is perverted and likes pedobear.

Pineapple is a fruit of a rape?

 

no, fruit of a date-rape.


Does that make any sense?

 

noooo it doesnt

how come eggroll=burrito?

 

they are both stuffed with chicken-like substance

who is Julien bridges?

 

I am Julien Bridges!!!

Why did i tell such a hilariously witty and incredibly suave lie just then?

 

Because you had your head switched on "suave, witty liar" at the moment

Why are the oranges orange??

 

because red was taken by apples....yellow for banana.....purple for grapes.....blue for blueberries.....so on and so forth

why wont eahgghehe?

 

because it was too salty

how did the paper hat come to life?

 

Because it was plugged on a high capacity generator

Why isn't Luigi the hero instead or Mario?

 

because mario's red and his moustache is bigger

why was there a cow in your backyard?

 

because I'm in the cheese business ;D

Why we use why when asking an why question?

 

because it just is the right word

why am I so nervous?

 

Because I am gonna answer your question. EXAMS?
Why don't they just ... do it?

 

Because they don't wanna do it.
Why is people shake when in fear instead of smile.

 

Cs they're scared...

Why we have hands?